[Overwatch] The Tale of Sir Gebasz the Brave


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May I tell you the story of Sir Gebasz, the Brave:

Bravely bold Sir Gebasz
Rode forth from Hollywood.
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Sir Gebasz
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Gebasz.

He was not in the least bit scared of Winston’s fearsome ult.
Or to have Widow one-shot his eye and Tracer spraying havoc.
Of Reinhardt’s hammer down and Genji’s dragon sword
Making his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Gebasz.

Their Mercy rez’d
And there’s Junkrat’s ult
And their Lucio booped
And their Sombra hacked
And your ult got deflected
„Ryū ga waga teki
Go f?!k yourself!”

That’s…that’s enough music for now, lads!

Brave Sir Gebasz ran away
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, Brave Sir Gebasz turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Gebasz